Since Youngsters of Today have their Texting
Codes *(LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.) *

The Oldies decided not to be outdone by these
kids and now have developed our own codes 
too:

*ATD – At the Doctor’s*

*BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral*

*BTW – Bring the Wheelchair*

*BYOT – Bring your own teeth*

*FWIW – Forgot Where I Was*

*GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low*

*GHA – Got Heartburn Again*